Trump to send 7th Cavalry to deal with ‘injun trouble’ over North Dakota pipeline

Here’s a great little dish of satire from The Whitechapel Whelk. It bites HARD.

The Whitechapel Whelk

little_big_horn_battle The 7th Cavalry pictured at high-level talks with the Sioux in the olden days

Following fresh protests by native Americans from the Standing Rock Sioux tribe over President Donald Trump’s newly-announced plans to recommence work on the controversial, Dakota Access oil pipeline, the new president has announced that he will be sending the legendary, 7th Cavalry, to the area to deal with what he is calling “pesky injun trouble”

Speaking at a press briefing yesterday, Trump outlined plans to build a small fort in the heart of Sioux territory, from where detachments of horse soldiers armed with Winchester repeating rifles will ride out at high noon each day to deal with any insurgency from native Americans in the area who may try to disrupt construction.

“We are going to take care of business and take care of it fast,” he told reporters “You will not be able to believe how…

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